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CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


UNFAPABLE -




ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.9/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am
Mad cow to you pin dick
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am
This is bullshit. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm
Atheism is more of a belief


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin'




OH DEAR GOD!!! - they're massing


TAGS: they re massing
Rating: 2.64/5

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Anonymous2 - June 22, 2010, 10:03 am
Wait, where? *gets hunting gear* It's not like getting turned down by all of them will affect my percentage.
PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:05 am
Two more Words: Carrot Top
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:24 am
Two words: Danny Bonaduce.
whatukno - June 21, 2010, 9:47 pm
A sea of redheads? That would be heaven.


YOUR CIRCLE -




INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


5TH GRADE -


TAGS: iceman they grow so fast
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - April 22, 2011, 5:42 pm
Milk is good food.


NEW BOOTS -




HAPPY TREES -


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.66/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm
Brilliant!
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
fucken lolz dood


HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm
You should submit this to Dig My Dog


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - they hatin'


TAGS: they see me rollin
Rating: 2.56/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 3:25 pm
This little joker is pimpin'!!!


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


HEY - I got what you want


TAGS: mario shrooms drugs hey
Rating: 2.91/5

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zombiemanic - July 14, 2011, 8:57 pm
HAAHAHAH i saw something like this, on a youtube video before. -,- still funny


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the Hot List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


NARWHALS -




29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...




JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

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prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW -


TAGS: 10 more feet and they were rerun s
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - November 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

by snippy...you do mean with scissors?


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
THOSE BASTARDS


O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.


THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK - Finally caught the smoking addiction too.




CAPITAL LETTERS -


TAGS: capital letters because they master
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 4:58 pm

I'm goin' to hell; you know that, don't you?
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:07 pm
Giddy UP lg.
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:38 pm
from now on
GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:24 pm
well, this is just capital, and and stooped uncle can get his horse jacked off by hisself
JesusWept - February 20, 2016, 11:18 am
HAHAHA!! Brilliant! Upvote.


THE RAT PACK - They invented cool ...


TAGS: rat pack they invented cool
Rating: 4.6/5

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Budog - September 8, 2011, 1:52 pm
The mystique has kind of worn off since the 1960's though. Now it is more like a desert Disneyland...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 12:17 pm
yes, but Bugsy Siegal took it in another direction thank god
Budog - September 8, 2011, 8:07 am
Did everyone know that Las Vegas was originally settled by Mormons?
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 7:35 am
More of thi5


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY -


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

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beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. Assume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"


DREAMS -


TAGS: they are not all good
Rating: 4.74/5

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Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Oh I heard you, I'm just sorry..
Icu271 - July 22, 2011, 5:45 am
But are you?
Verdeckt - July 21, 2011, 9:26 am
Sorry?
Icu271 - July 21, 2011, 5:46 am
Actually, no, it was correct.
Tarapin - July 21, 2011, 12:15 am
You should have placed the comma OUTSIDE the quotation marks.
Icu271 - July 19, 2011, 1:29 am
That would probably be "wouldn't it," wouldn't it?
house - July 16, 2011, 7:41 am
That'd be "leaRn" then would it rodnox
rodnox - July 16, 2011, 2:57 am
Ambition. Follow your dreams and lean the difference between "your" and "you're" ...


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage


TAGS: actually they fascinate me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
- and often look in-bred, but this guy [sniff sniff]... none of those things


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you sexy you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or Gays....


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


CONSISTENCY - When it comes to smiles, Michael Nesmith has it


TAGS: hey hey we re the monkees
Rating: 3.17/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2011, 8:41 pm
Mike was the cool one. 5


FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.


HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?


TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

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Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his shitty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


HEY WAIT. - You're supposed to have both feet on the...., Oh, never mind.




REDHEADS - No matter what size they are they are always hot


TAGS: no matter what size they are they are always hot
Rating: 2.64/5
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 7:24 pm
NEGATIVE!!!! NEGATIVE!!! I absolutely LOVE redheads...the problem is that hot ones are too few and far between...this should be categorized under "MOTIFAIL"
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 1:59 pm
I think matt needs to do a little more research. If all you "survey" is fat/ugos then you wouldnt have a clue
Jmac0585 - April 26, 2009, 11:16 am
Fail's comment is 100% correct.
matt - November 19, 2008, 1:57 pm
I will take the one on the right. My god look at that ass. Pretty girls = no fun in bed.
Fail - November 2, 2008, 5:21 pm
"Hot" is an opinion. I do not share yours.
shadowsunn - October 22, 2008, 8:42 pm
i have to agree ..i love redheads unless your under 30 any of these grls are hot to me.
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 8:40 pm
When it comes to redhead size does matter... preferably not fat. The one on the left is for me.
BuzzBomb - October 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
Survey Says? Um, NO. No, No, No!


LIBERALS -




STUPIDITY -




DELICIOUS JELL-O - Unfortunatly it is made with Gelatin. Gelatin is so delicious because it is made from ground up pig and cow hooves.


TAGS: true vegetarians do not eat jello they eat pudding
Rating: 3.71/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:14 pm
This made me sad and angry to learn at the same time. ...I guess that's the measure of a good traditional motifake. :(


NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


GINGERS -


TAGS: they will break your heart
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
...making them doubly suited for what I'm interested in.


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'




CANADIAN AIR FORCE -


TAGS: they are tough at bombing your golf course
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: they grow up too fast
Rating: 4.76/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:26 pm
No more vans....1 van is too many vans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
I was gonna say....she's grown out of your lap...and into mine.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The great fear is that she abandons your lap for lap dancing.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm

I know, after all she did steal the "free candy" van.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
What?.....she was clearly asking for it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:19 pm

leave the neighbors kid alone...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
me too....
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:06 pm

I think I need to go hug my daughter
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Too true. My daughter is seven right now, and she's telling me how badly she wants to be in the Air Force.


FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered


TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.


PANDA DOGS -


TAGS: hey they re cheaper to keep
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - June 23, 2010, 2:42 am

the dogs, tits are not that rare in my neck of the woods
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 2:33 am
Are you talking about the dogs or the tits?
rerun - June 23, 2010, 2:13 am

surely these cannot be real....if so I really want one.


THIS IS EXACTLY WHY - the moderators personal information is not made available


TAGS: they caught one
Rating: 4.04/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:09 pm
So far, so good... but it's still a work in progress. That liver is tougher than I thought!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:57 pm
WOW! so worshipping at the alter of Sir Guinness is not working out so well.....
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:53 pm
Save their liver?!?! I can't even save mine!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:52 pm
Save the liver!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:45 pm
Psssssssst.... Grey..... they're not really girls. Check for the adam's apple.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:37 pm
glad you cleared that up...I thought "thrashing" is what the girls called it now.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Then, it's chicken wire and a trip to the lake.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
Water levels are too low out at Lake Mead for anyone to sleep with the fishes... so, I'ld just send them home with one ear, one eye and one lung... unless they disturbed an evening with my girl... wait, nevermind... only if they disturb my Guinness buzz.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:24 pm
is that what they're calling it these days in Vegas, "thrashing?"
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
5L!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
I will gladly offer out my address for timmys, trolls and any others who talk tough here... save me the trouble, and come to me. But remember... if you don't bring $500+, I won't even open my door... I don't thrash anyone for free.
thatonechick - December 17, 2009, 4:30 pm
XD


THE NAVY -


TAGS: and so they say it is a seaman s life
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
true that
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:31 pm
NEver wear battleship gray... 100 sailors will try to board you.


SUCKERS -


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
JAPAN
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would fucking freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me bitching aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


GREYBEARDS - THEY KNOW -


TAGS: grey beards they know wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:37 pm
"Back in my day, war FIXED the econmy. You must be doing something wrong."


I SAID HAPPY EASTER! - You want to date my sister? HAPPY EASTER!!! There's gonna be a NorEaster??


TAGS: timmys they are a real pain in the ass merry easter
Rating: 4.21/5

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MO - April 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Merry Easter Motifake!
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
Good one MO
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:19 pm
ROFL 5!


HELP DESK CODE WORDS - PEBKAC - Problem exist between keyboard and chair; PICNIC: Problem in chair not in computer; ID 10 T Error: Idiot


TAGS: they mock us
Rating: 3.83/5

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LADYBUGS -


TAGS: they aint no ladies
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:43 pm
Naw, the book's better.
BoneCD - September 1, 2009, 7:42 pm
I was just waiting for the movie to come out
Sean - September 1, 2009, 7:35 pm
And all Rule 34 jokes will be confiscated at the door and only returned at the end of the semester. That is all.


I STILL DONT KNOW -




RAINBOW BACON -




COW BLIMP........ - So THIS was the million dollar idea that Airman and Mooo+ wanted investments for?!




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




FRIDAY NIGHT POKER GAMES - keep the chips and dip coming


TAGS: they kept their poker face
Rating: 4.79/5

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pieman - June 17, 2010, 9:23 am
LOL! I love poker nights. I like the nights we play cards too.
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 5:55 pm
ROR! My mama does love pie!


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


IT MAY COST MORE -


TAGS: hey it is for charity honey
Rating: 4.45/5

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R.S.Jake - March 9, 2010, 2:44 pm
Well worth it!


TIMMIES -




EATING UTENSILS - If they could speak they would say. Have a knife day, see you spoon, would you just fork off already!




SOMEDAY WHEN I'M AWFULLY LOW -


TAGS: kern fields hey baby
Rating: 4/5

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lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:40 pm

I was gonna say that but then thought maybe that GIANT spider escaped from a previous poster.
MindBenda - March 24, 2012, 5:21 pm
Hairy chest...


NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time


TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics fuck with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.


SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.


TAGS: november challenge star wars hey vader choke thiiiiiis
Rating: 3.66/5

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lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
hmmmmmmm. If the Sith Lord is as forgiving as he is..
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:22 am
Perhaps he can find ways to motivate them? lame,I know.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
I tried this different ways...the tags above the poster have the Trooper's comment of "Hey Vader, choke thiiiiiiis!"
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:57 pm
That's the point...and the Trooper in the back is from a truly GREAT Trooper...
The Immortal - November 9, 2009, 4:29 pm
Has anyone else noticed the storm trooper in the background? WTF is he doing?


COSPLAY -




DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




RETARDS - They're Everywhere




HERSHEY'S SYRUP - Enjoyed by men everywhere




NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS - of course they are all natural




nonsensical nonsense #7 -


TAGS: women joggers who jog at the wrong place thinking they are immune
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 7:03 pm
Not sure if troll... so just in case: lol. If not, sorry about your friend.
curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:03 pm
I knew a woman who was jogging in a park in Africa when she saw a jeep full of armed dudes in uniforms she freaked out and tried to hide, it turned out they where park rangers and she had ignored the signs that said it was lion territory.


PARANOIA -




AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

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HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


PEEP SHOW - Done Phydeaux's Way Eventually the police are involved and it gets ugly. OK...uglier.


TAGS: expose yourself to your friends they might like it you may meet a new friend named bubba
Rating: 4.4/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
yeah, I screwed that up...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
I know. I get it. I was just being stupid. You're thinking of "Goodbye Horses" though...
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
wrong song repro man...think clerks 2...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
...couldn't drag me away
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
wiiiiiiild hooooorses.....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Why is it tucked, phy? Why?


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: queen day hey baby ill get the check and mate you later
Rating: 4.31/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:23 am
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:07 pm
They put up a good show of being together but they never get it on. But you know the neighbour's queen will check him out, and evasive as he tries to appear, he'll get an inter-racial mate in the end.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

very true, GS should write forune cookies


INSTRUCTIONS - Perhaps I should show the boy the tab A into slot B thing next time.




"MOTHER" NATURE -


TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk asses, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator button? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion buttons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
Trashette had photo suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




HEY PEEPS - Every bunny is partying !




CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


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